{"id":68830,"date":"2020-08-24T02:00:21","date_gmt":"2020-08-24T09:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.culturaltravelmyth.com\/?p=68830"},"modified":"2020-08-24T06:28:46","modified_gmt":"2020-08-24T13:28:46","slug":"clean-out-your-fridge-you-messy-bitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.culturaltravelmyth.com\/en-us\/story\/clean-out-your-fridge-you-messy-bitch","title":{"rendered":"Clean Out Your Fridge, You Messy Bitch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Llevamos más de cinco meses en esta mierda de pandemia, y la gente está hablando de izquierda a derecha. Donde antes era suficiente, aunque apenas, para trabajar hacia la libertad al final de la semana, ahora estamos tomando mucho las cosas \u201un día a la vez.\u201d La desesperación por una distracción \u2014 o simplemente alguna pequeña forma de recuperar el control sobre tus circunstancias \u2014 está en su punto más alto.<\/p>\n<p>Afortunadamente, estoy aquí para ayudar. Hace un tiempo, lo recomendé<a href=\"https:\/\/www.culturaltravelmyth.com\/en-us\/story\/feeling-down-try-trimming-your-pubes\">recortando tu vello púbico<\/a> como un acto antidepresivo de autocuidado, y ahora me gustaría respaldar una tarea diferente por las mismas razones. Es casi seguro que mejorará tu estado de ánimo y si no es así, no dudes en gritarMi consejo es este: cuando la realidad esté en su último nervio, vaya a limpiar su refrigerador.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"responsive-embed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">¿Qué haces cuando estás estresado\/enojado\/derrotado\/perdido? ¿Ay yo? Yo limpio la nevera.<\/p>\n<p>— Valentina Valentini @tiniv <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tiniv\/status\/1296508157993377792?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">20 de agosto de 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/figure>\n<p>Estar atrapado en tu apartamento ya es bastante malo. ¿Abrir el refrigerador 40 veces al día para ver el mismo desorden lleno de sobras empapadas de comida para llevar y yogures vencidos? Eso no ayuda. Además, ¿por qué tienes tres botellas diferentes medio llenas demostaza amarilla? Pesadilla.<\/p>\n<p>Saca el bote de basura y comienza la Gran Purga. Ningún alimento o bebida es seguro. Puedes admitir que el pollo que hiciste el martes no resultó muy bueno. Déjalo ir. Deja tu refrigerador con una sensación de frescura y espacioY brillante Y tome esta acción unilateralmente, porque preguntarle a los socios o compañeros de cuarto si quieren quedarse con este o aquel artículo solo lo retrasará. Sea despiadado.<\/p>\n<p>También: Sea creativo.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"responsive-embed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Estábamos limpiando la nevera y bebimos lo que quedaba de una botella de champán mezclado con lo que quedaba de la limonada que hice.<\/p>\n<p> Evaluación: no lo odio.<\/p>\n<p>— Bee-dub-Tee @erewinweik <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/erewinweik\/status\/1295880233208479744?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">19 de agosto de 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/figure>\n<p>Cualquier disputa que surja de su juicio contra esos huevos cuestionables pronto se olvidará. El resto de la familia está tan agradecido con quienquiera que asuma la tarea hercúlea de examinar Tupperwares de comidas potencialmente cubiertas de moho que están obligados a perdonar cualquier exceso de celo.acción de su parte. El sacrificio no puede ser completo si no reclama algunos inocentes que se encuentran en el camino. No hay honor sin sacrificio. Nivel por nivel, poco a poco, está rehaciendo el mundo interior de este esencial y a menudo abusado.aparato. Haga que cuente.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"responsive-embed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">limpió la nevera<a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/TZuaVWiDHV\">pic.twitter.com\/TZuaVWiDHV<\/a><\/p>\n<p>— Brie lechoso femby @filledechagrin <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/filledechagrin\/status\/1296877790109802497?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">21 de agosto de 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/figure>\n<p>Qué imagen tan pacífica. ¿No quieres eso para ti? ¿No es verdad?<i>merecer<\/i> ¿eso? Hay demasiadas cosas en el mundo que no puedes cambiar, pero el estado de tu refrigerador no es una de ellas. El desorden y los olores misteriosos no son tan aterradores como parecen. Divide y vencerás, y observa cómo mejora la vida a partir de ahí. Tal vez pronto incluso trapees el piso de la cocina. 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